Certified Funny

this is funny, trust me

Wait for it, I think we just hit it. This is certified funny

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Certa

She/he is a wonderful beautiful person and try’s her best to help people without thinking about herself she will be there for you no matter what she’s humble kind hearted and just overall amazing

Certa is so kind

by Kxyla45780 June 2, 2020

cerium

the coolest person, they do nothing but be cool (and complain but we dont talk about that)
also is the name of the 53rd element on the periodic table

person 1:have you seen cerium?
person 2: yeah, they are so cool

by vrtoin August 2, 2020

certified stfu moment

when you prove someone they are so wrong they aren't replying back.

(inspired by the certified hood classic meme)

Person A: You saw the photo of the doe sacrificing herself to save her offspring from tigers?
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?

Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.

Person A: (does not reply)

-> This is a certified stfu moment

by Take my JEJ March 22, 2023

certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly

Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son

by Anonymous1946373 July 26, 2023

dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

by Joey May 13, 2005

Nelson Cerino

"La mamma" della mafia napolitana

Mamma Nelson Cerino is cooking some cakes for her son.
Mamma Nelson Cerino hides a gun in her skirt.

Mamma Nelson Cerino:"My son is the new godfather, then fuck you all bitches"

by pimiko February 22, 2010