Carpet Bombing

When you pull out just before you blow and paint the chick's bush white

"Man, I was railing this chick last night who had a jungle style bush, and I was carpet bombing her like it was the 60's"

by H. V. Stalinov June 15, 2023

Carpet Guppy

A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.

Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”

by Testeacles April 1, 2023

Carpet bagger

A term used by ignorant, inbred, redneck motherfuckers who got outsmarted by a dude from up North

"Well gollee that doggum carpet bagger took advantage of my middle school education"

by Big Daddy W January 24, 2023

Carpet clenchers

toes/feet/grippers

MAN PUT YOUR NASTY CARPET CLENCHERS AWAY!!!!!

by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023

carpet shark

A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.

OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!

by Ron Smackwalter August 10, 2007

Carpet Ass

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006

Carpet Angel

An extremely attractive lesbian.

"Damn, that girl is hot!"
- "Yeah, too bad she's a carpet angel."

by Septiv May 15, 2011