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Capping

Just a random phrase that the iconic and stunning biological woman, Katya Zamolodchikova, invented on an episode of the YouTube series UNHhhh.
Tracy: Well, you’d have to remove the pencil eraser from your urethra.
Katya: OOHHHH!! Capping! Capping!
Tracy: That’s a thing?
Katya: Let’s make it a thing! *thwoorp* Yes god!

Tracy: *bird noises*
by Spina Bifida November 19, 2020
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caking

To have a very big butt that makes your body looks nice, but not fat.
Guy 1: "Have you seen Jessica lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, but I heard she caking!"
by angelpotter October 28, 2011
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capping

the act of smoking drugs with various people

word adopted in South Miami, Florida
Where's Charles?

Oh he's capping with Ben right now!
by Dizzy Strad September 29, 2009
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Caking

Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016
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pillow casing

To put a pillow case over someones head and then beat the person repeatedly in the back of the head with a claw hammer.
"Pillow casing is the number one leading cause of death for assholes"
by ForrestH February 4, 2007
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bat caving

when a boy/girl (usually used for a boy) goes off to a dark room to talk on the phone with thier girlfriend/boyfriend when they are supposed to be hanging out with thier friends.
bobby:"hey, where did joey go?"
mike:"oh hes bat caving up in his room"
by Patrick Gabe August 26, 2005
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Bitch Camping

A person or group of people who decide to go camping with an RV, or 5th wheel. This unit usually has airconditioning and an HD television. Their fat ugly kids stay at the 'camp swimming pool' all day playing video games and eating ice cream. These bitch campgrounds have power and sewer hookups. Bitch Camping is not a good way to spend the weekend unless you're an overwieght redneck loser that watches Nascar.
In conversation:
"My fat lazy neighbors are taking the RV and going Bitch Camping again. My athletic wife and I are going hiking in a wilderness area. See you later."
by Camp Specialist August 17, 2009
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