caring capacity

Much like the biology term: "Carrying Capacity". It is the most one can care about any particular situation.

"Oh, and also we're going to have balloons and watch movies and there will be cake. And omg Jimmy is invited and I hope he goes, but also-"

"Karen, stop. I've reached my Caring Capacity"

by I_aim_to.irritate November 23, 2015

Canine Centipede

The act of taping Dogs mouths to other dogs butt holes

Guy#1 Did you feed the Canine Centipede?
Guy#2 sorry i forgot it must be starving

by WangDangAtomicTango September 13, 2016

caninedisenchantment

Total lack of enthusiasm when presented with a dog

Take those things away!. Can't you see I have caninedisenchantment?

by excoriettarígida July 23, 2016

caring

Be like Marten

13:45 - Marten: i think you should see a doctor
13:45 - Marten: you might be actually retarded
13:46 - equal: naw
13:46 - equal: youre so caring

by equal L June 1, 2017

Chaning Tatum

Taylor Ross is a specie that is unable to communicate and also unable to fornicate with other species of the human race, unfortunately if he comes in contact with penis he becomes infertile

"TAYLOR ROSS EATS A PENIS HE CANT HAVE KIDS GAWD DAMMIT"

(I WAS TOLD TO HAVE CHANING TATUM'S NAME IN THIS)

by Supermega faggot September 1, 2017

Caking

When a girl only FaceTimes in the dark at a high angle to hide the fact that they’re fat and or ugly

Friend: what are you doing

Girl: I’m caking this guy so he buys me a new iPhone

Friend: that’s a lot for your ugly ass to ask for

by Giraffes May 30, 2018

Caingat Gurgle

is the term used when if you don't have anything to say in a sentence or a phrase and just make random noises such, weeping, moaning and groaning. it is named after James Blair Caingat an infamous practitioner of the gurgle

Guy1: hey do you know what happen last night?
Caingat: wELl dO i KnOw? (Caingat Gurgle Intiated) *loud screams of hell itself* NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEE

by Mccay Daniels December 7, 2018