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O Canada

O Canada, our home and native land...
by Kyle de Jong October 2, 2005
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Canada Bomb

Dropping a shot of maple syrup into Molson.
I visited Canada and did a few Canada Bombs. I didn't get drunk but damn was it like drinking pancakes.
by Day Man the Conqueror June 6, 2010
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Canada Shy

When someone uses excessive politeness to avoid confrontation. So named for the stereotypical politeness of Canadians, as they will frequently apologize for their views rather than argue their side.

Not to be confused with normal shyness or introversion, where a person doesn't like to speak. Someone who is Canada shy with be friendly and pleasant until confrontation arises, at which point they might offer someone a scone or a peanut butter and honey sandwich, in hopes of turning the conversation friendly again
James: "Man, Jessica will just agree with anything you say, she needs a backbone."
Sean: "Nah, man, she's Canada shy."

Jiblet: "Every time I try to talk politics with Donny, he just offers me food and leaves. He must be Canada shy"
by Jimbi11 January 14, 2014
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Canada Flamer

N: An extremely gay rainbow flag wearing, maple leaf smoking individual from the great north. not to be confused for a Calgary Flames fan in any way, which is a whole different type of homo! Most likely wears dorky glasses and uses excessive amounts of hair products. typically has 30 to 40 percent body fat.

Usually responds to faggot or PAUL!
(person 1) "wow that dude looks gay!"
(person 2) "yup hes defiantly a Canada Flamer!"
(person 1) " I agree, hey PAUL, you homo!"
by IliketheUSA July 26, 2011
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French Canada

1. Mostly consists of Quebec.
2.
"Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land. the other canada is hardly canada, if you lived here for a day you' d understand.
Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best canada in the land, the other Canada, is a bullshit canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.
you'd understand
i think you'd understand.
by Wendy January 5, 2004
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blame canada

What you should do in case of an unfortunate incident where no one is really to blame. By far the answer to everything.
Jojo: My TV broke again!
Chris: Those damn Canadians!
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Krisite: Dangit, my "Blame Canada" sign smeared!
Lisa: Stupid Canadians!
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Roofus: My electricity bill's higher than ever!
Juliet: Those worthless eskimos are leaking our energy from the border!
by Fitzpatrick April 28, 2005
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canadas history

Canada's History is a depraved sexual act first performed around 1898 in the lawless Yukon territory by "Meaty" Georges Gagnon, a French-Canadian prospector during the Klondike Gold Rush. Georges performed the act on many willing and unwilling men, women, children, and domesticated animals (the rumors of this act being performed on moose and kodiak bears are unconfirmed). The act was called a "Dark mar on Canada's History" by local politicians, and "the only interesting thing in Canada's History" by American papers sensationalizing the Klondike Gold Rush.

The act itself was said to originally consist of Georges approaching with moose antlers strapped to his head. Georges (known for having meaty lumberjack hands) would then proceed to fist the orifice of his victim. Georges would proceed to insert his penis into the fist within the orifice and masturbate to ejaculation.

Georges used "the only lubrication worthy of a true Canadian Gold Man", maple syrup. He would chug the syrup, while cursing the Queen and lavishly praising Gold.

Modernly, the act has changed to honor hockey legend, Wayne Gretzky (many considered it source of his greatness). A proper rendition of Canada's History now requires that the victim be bent over, face resting in the cup, which is filled to the brim with maple syrup.

The act risks asphyxiation and is so dangerous that Canadian Healthcare System uses a form called a 1206c(h), which is to be filled out in the case of injuries resulting from the act.
Roommate 1: Geez, eh, you were loud last night with that girl. What were you doing in there, Canadas History?

Roommate 2: No, but not for a lack of trying, eh. We were out of maple syrup.

Roommate 1: Fine Canadians we are eh? Forgive us Georges.
by kingkongNINJA February 6, 2010
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