Is the fear of being anywhere south of Red Deer or north of the United States border into Alberta.
Symptoms often include IQ's dropping 100 points, necks spontaneously enflaming and turning red, an enormous spike in arrogance, and the craving to put on a cowboy hat and hump his/ her sibling.
The only cure to this phobia is to keep heading north to Edmonton where the people are classy, the sports teams are better and more passionate, the shopping centres are superior, and the river valley is beautiful.
Symptoms often include IQ's dropping 100 points, necks spontaneously enflaming and turning red, an enormous spike in arrogance, and the craving to put on a cowboy hat and hump his/ her sibling.
The only cure to this phobia is to keep heading north to Edmonton where the people are classy, the sports teams are better and more passionate, the shopping centres are superior, and the river valley is beautiful.
Some related phobias and diseases to Calgarophobia are: Calgarianitis, Hickitis, Redneckophobia, Arrogantitis.
by Mattlafrance April 29, 2008
Get the Calgarophobia mug.A feeling of missing, or bittersweet longing for California. Cali-Nostaligi describes the feeling that many people get, whether they traveled to Cali for vacation, or are native Californians displaced in another state; therefore missing California.
1. Dylan:"My move to NYC has been tough. I am so used to riding the waves on my board in Malibu. I'm going through some serious Cali-Nostalgi"
2. Brenda:"Girl, my trip to San Fran last week was AMAZING! I've got the Cali-Nostalgi."
2. Brenda:"Girl, my trip to San Fran last week was AMAZING! I've got the Cali-Nostalgi."
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Love the Sun
Love the Smell
And love the weather.
You have to complain about everything.
You also have to love to talk about Weed.
Love the Sun
Love the Smell
And love the weather.
You have to complain about everything.
You also have to love to talk about Weed.
"Why's it soo cold. I wish it were hot!"
"Damn, it's so hot. It needs to be cooler."
"It's 5 o'clock am and I don't feel like sleeping!"
"I'm so tired. I didn't go to sleep till 5 this morning!"
Weed this, Weed that, Weed over everything! Cali-bound!
"Damn, it's so hot. It needs to be cooler."
"It's 5 o'clock am and I don't feel like sleeping!"
"I'm so tired. I didn't go to sleep till 5 this morning!"
Weed this, Weed that, Weed over everything! Cali-bound!
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Get the calibrate mug.Deriving from the actor nicholas cage the term refers to being gone in 60 seconds.
may also be used in abbreviation such as to cage
may also be used in abbreviation such as to cage
Kieron - How long you gonna be?
Callum - Just gonna finish my beer then will be caging
Kieron - whats the plan
Callum - Im gonna shag her best mate then cage
Callum - Just gonna finish my beer then will be caging
Kieron - whats the plan
Callum - Im gonna shag her best mate then cage
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