Crotch Grog

Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.

The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.

by DarkRoses October 7, 2012

crotch-kicker

A vengeful abusive person: one who uses threats to manipulate people and seeks to exact vengeance on anyone who opposes them by the most ruthless and violent means they can think of, such as kicking them in the crotch. The abuse may be a literal kick in the crotch, or may be a metaphor for hurting the person through other means.

"I told him I was leaving him. He kicked me in the crotch with steel-toed construction boots. Since that day, I call anyone bent on revenge a 'crotch-kicker.'"

"The Tycoon has a history of legal intimidation. He has been involved in 3,500 lawsuits over the years. He is a lawsuit-obsessed crotch-kicker."

by Rex Tyrannosaur December 30, 2016

Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

turkey crotch

A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.

"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."

by the shazamurai January 26, 2005

crotch brownie

When you shit on a niggas dick during anal

"Hey did you hear about Cassi shitting on Brian's dick?"

"Ya man that's a crotch brownie. What a bitch!"

by Heyrayeaye December 31, 2014

Crotch party

Its a party in your crotch, jump right in

If you wanna get down on these hairy balls why don't you jump right in its a crotch party right up in here why don't you lick on this big Joint

by Icymieject August 4, 2019

crotch furnace

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.

This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.

by mattyw August 28, 2004