Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 2, 2022

German burrito

After you cummed on a napkin and you roll it up like a burrito.

Guten Appetit

My bitch was so hungry last night so I made her a German burrito.

by BurritoMaker69 May 25, 2023

Nica-Burrito

Nica-Burrito is a Nicaraguan Burrito. Has Gallo Pinto, Carne Asada, Chilero, Repollo and Queso Frito. Created in Antioch California at Kiki’s Restaurant by ChefNica415.

Have you ever had a Nica-Burrito? The only place to get em is in Antioch,Ca

by Chef505 May 9, 2021

California Burrito

when you take a shit in a Mexican prostitutes pussy

i totally gave Consuela a California burrito

by Mrcool69! October 15, 2022

Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 8, 2017

big burrito

Large dick

Damn he's got a big burrito.

by Princess chanel October 28, 2017