sloppy burrito

a sloppy burrito usually takes place on a hot summer's day, when you're girl gets mud butt/swamp ass. you two decide to do anal and when you pull out and see the mess she's left on your dick, you proceed to strike her across the face with it.

"dude, i had to give kathy a sloppy burrito yesterday."

"that's why i won't do anal until winter. "

by thatwhiteevo January 28, 2013

cheesy burrito

When you swipe your hand between your nuts and your leg, and it smells like a cheesy burrito from Amigo's Restaurant.

Guy #1: What the fuck smells?

Guy #2: Oh, that's my cheesy burrito.

by Smithballs February 18, 2007

California Burrito

A burrito local to southern California, especially San Diego, but also popular in Orange County and LA. It consists of a tortilla toasted on a grill and filled with carne asada, french fries, cheese, sour cream and guacamole. A true California burrito has both sour cream and guac. While eating the burrito it is important to top every single bite with the salsa(s) of your choice.

Never put beans and rice inside a California burrito that belongs on the side.

by jackfm5 July 29, 2019

big bean burrito

When a giant Mexican has anal sex with a white man after eating Taco Bell.

Micheal gave his lover a big bean burrito.

by AngelDelMuerto May 20, 2014

Muddy Burrito

In the process of having anal sex you decide to put it in her mouth, hence the muddy burrito.

anal to oral...muddy burrito.

by dbone spanish rose November 22, 2009

5-lay her burrito

the act of placing your penis inside a 5-layer burrito and thrusting it into a woman's vagina

Mark, I just bought a 5-layer burrito from Taco Bell. I'm about to give all five layers to my girlfriend when she gets the old 5-lay her burrito.

by Don't Hassle the Hoff June 5, 2010

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004