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Buffalo Sex has nothing to do with Buffalos but rather with Buffulonians--Not those weird animals roaming the Great Planes--but those poor souls stuck in plain Buffalo, a town of little attraction beset by looming, slack boredom.

Buffalo Sex is any number of the mundane activities of the local inhabitants, used to pass the lonely hours of the long, cold winters in lack of more entertaining or meaningful options of which there are but few. Buffalo Sex is any unexciting passtime, as (un)sexy than the city itself.

The term was coined after the pathetic sexual habits of the locals, i.e., brief sessions of masturbatory scratching, ending anticlimatically or a going-through-the-motions coitus.

However, as its currency spread the term acquired more metaphorical meanings which have nothing to do with sex per se. Although coined after the sorry habits of Buffalo locals, Buffalo Sex is a widespread practice with lots of sub-genres and slippery phenomenology; it is therefore, sometimes hard to detect.
Buffalo Sex could be but is not limited to: 1) Mending old socks.2)Zapping on 3AM on a Monday.3)Picking your nose. 4) Commuting to work.5) Commuting from work. 6) Eating a frozen TV dinner, frozen.5)Popping zits.
by AnnaO January 28, 2006
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buffalonian

The word to describe people from Buffalo, NY. All people from Buffalo refer to themselves as Buffalonians, whether or not Buffaloite is the correct definition. If you're not from Buffalo, then you probably don't know that the only correct term is Buffalonian.
Our favorite Buffalonian, Tim Russert, hosts Meet the Press.
by radicalbuffalonian May 7, 2007
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Buffaluff

Someone or thing that is very BIG in Size.
That girl is Buffaluff!
or Yea man linked that buffaluff ting still!
by Tristion April 25, 2008
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buffabulous

The feeling one gets after a good workout ...buff and fabulous.
Laurie did 10 laps around the track tonite. Afterwards she was feeling buffabulous.
by FASH1976 September 3, 2009
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Buffalo Saturday

Taking a fat chick home from the bar for intercourse.
A:What'd the hot chick say?

B:Told me to get lost.

A:Look, there's a fat chick for ya!

B:It's another 'buffalo Saturday'.
by Shawbamos March 14, 2010
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buffalo blizzard

When you give a hand job to a guy with snow as lubrication.
When you give a hand job with snow.

Example
Guy: give me a handy
Girl: with what? You want it dry?
Guy: No, grab some damn snow

Buffalo Blizzard!

Because western ny is covered in snow!
by ChrissyZz December 19, 2010
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Buffalo Bump

When you are dancing with a girl, and you get a semi-erection. For the rest of the dancing you are "bumping" her with your semi.
Damn, that girl is such a slutty dancer, halfway through the song I couldn't help but do the buffalo bump.
by Frat-tastic Fred January 27, 2011
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