Brazilian bandsaw

When you have a girl, preferably Latin, stands over your face wearing a G string, pushes hard enough so her poop splits in half.

Gf: Can we do the Brazilian Bandsaw tonight babe?

Bf: if I get drunk enough

by Redbeard512 June 25, 2020

Brazilian Tuck

It's when someone inserts their own penis into their own butthole.

Jerry: Yo, i don't have any clean undies so I Brazilian Tucked, is that gay?
Tom: No.

by dontaskmehowiknowthis September 18, 2020

Brazilian Tootsie Roll

When a male inserts his big toe into a woman’s anus, pulls it out and let’s her lick his big toe.

“I heard Jennifer’s into Brazilian Tootsie Rolls; must be a freak”

by DeepFriedAss October 7, 2020

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.

Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.

by iamjose October 2, 2011

Brazilian King

He's a guy who has strong ideas about everything and gets frustrated when you don't immediately see the world from his perspective. After hours of debate you realise that he was actually right all along and you feel like a fool.

Carlos knows everything, he's a Brazilian King.

by tootyfruity2 March 7, 2023

Brazilian Playboy

A Brazilian Gangster that wear a Nike or Lacoste hat, Lacoste polo, Board shorts which is over the knee, and Havaianas thongs or flip flop.

That guy is a Brazilian Playboy

by SdaBrazilianboy March 12, 2023