frustration boner

a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.
after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.
by davidthemurderer January 23, 2006
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Breakdown Boner

The practically orgasmic uncorking of spontaneous joy from listening to a hardcore breakdown.
When we were in the car jamming out to "You Already Know What You Are" by ADTR, Taylor got a phone call and had to turn it off, and thus totally killed my Breakdown Boner.
by A4estonfire April 25, 2010
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Disgust boner

When something is that disgusting it gives you a boner
by Richb84 January 10, 2017
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Chicken Boner

When you have a raging boner due to an intense hankering for amazing chicken. Originated upon eating chicken at a cook-off in Concan, Tx.
A little bit of chicken boner, chicken boner on a Friday night. A chicken boner that feels so right. With a my chicken boner up!
by ChickenBoner May 12, 2011
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banana boner

something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his
sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah
by carrotsandparrots April 05, 2020
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adrenaline boner

a boner from doing exiting things like getting a new console, skydiving, zip lining over revenes, sudden drops in an airplane, or getting to a fight
person 1: dude, i had a giant adrenaline boner from skydiving yesterday, it was rock hard
person 2: nice!
by thesmartjew December 09, 2015
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