When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"
by Spiderfly May 22, 2018
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A good morning and god bless is when a person drinks coffee and eats breakfast on the toilet the coffee may be a tool to relax the bowels or just a simple pick me up. This phrase was first coined by h3h3 productions on the 6th of April 2018
I’m just going to have a simple good morning and god bless today
by Internet-Documentary May 23, 2018
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Bless Up

Yo bless up with some fries

Bet
Yo bro bless up with some gum

Bless Up- Sharing

Sike broke ass stop begging for my shit stupid ass
by yonger November 14, 2019
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When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.
“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.
by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018
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#blessed

A hashtag used to boast about your lifestyle, possessions, or status in life, hidden behind the guise of being divinely chosen by God.
Sitting on the porch of my mansion and planning a vacation to Hawaii. God is good. #blessed
by Defining Junk June 4, 2020
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Blessing

Guy: Hey man do I have your blessing to ask your sister out?

Guy 2: Yeah man go ahead.
by Kypren November 28, 2021
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Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.
I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.
by Nitto October 17, 2017
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