I've been

Not doing good or bad, you're just alive.

"How have you been?"
"I've been"

by FailedDrugTest September 15, 2021

i been have

Used by illiterate teenagers that can’t speak English properly.

I been have this on for long time

by Namethisword February 24, 2020

Lez-been

Term to use around the Elderly to describe a female liking a female.

Grandma: So is your cousin okay with you liking boys.
Grandson: Yes, Grandma she takes up for me.

Grandma: Now why would she do that?
Grandson: I don't know she just understands I guess.
Gradma: Is she a Lez-been?

by hoohhaal April 18, 2011

The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)

B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!

by AssPounderMKII August 31, 2008

Zachary Been

Best human ever. Supreme living organism. Usually the favorite child, grandson and person.

Zachary Been Is such a great guy! I wish I could be like him

by lilzrocks September 06, 2023

You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service

Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd

by jantele February 02, 2021

It’s been a while

That thing u say to your ex or friend when it’s been a while and you don’t want to live without them

Hey, it’s been a while.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah June 19, 2023