Bartosz nowak

A tall lanky polish man with 4 toes and a personality based around cars

Look over there! It’s bartosz nowak and he just failed science

by Washing Machine Warrior March 21, 2023

bartolito

The best rooster ever. Bartolito has some of his own songs, one of the, being where he can’t crow right.

What’s that noise?
It’s Bartolito trying to crow

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Barton Beauties

The Barton Beauties are the girls who work Barton Street and the surrounding areas such as Emerald Street and James Street N in the downtown urban core of lower Hamilton Ontario. They can be found anytime of day or night, any day of the year, in any kind of weather, and are what could be considered bargain priced hookers, open to haggling and will often provide services for a donation of oxycontin, methamphetamine or crack cocaine in lieu of currency

Angelo gave his wife a venereal disease he caught from one of the Barton Beauties he picks up all the time on his way home from the night shift National Steel Car.

by Haggis MacPhreedom July 29, 2023

bartoise

Retard driver at sunspace, also the realist nigga i know. crodi up bart.

BARTOISE is at the door
DAMN LET THAT NIGGA IN!!!!!!

by BARTOISEBART September 12, 2023

Bartow County, Georgia

On the outskirts of the Atlanta Metropolitan area, Where Cartersville is.

Demographics:

Majority Redneck

Bartow County, Georgia

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

Bartosz's Law

A law which describes the feeling that a Colorado driver experiences when witnessing someone driving poorly or recklessly on I-25, only for it to be revealed the vehicle has Texas plates.

This phenomenon is similar in sensation to Bidoof's Law.

Guy 1: "Did you see the video of the man driving from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes on his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! He's from Texas. Classic Bartosz's Law."

by ProfoundThoughts January 30, 2024

bartosh

A person who identifies as a femboy, but in reality has never worn any feminine clothing and is balding.

I thought I found myself a cute femboy twink but it's a fucking bartosh again.

Tell me why when I search "femboy" on Pornhub it's all bartoshes with no hair?

by nazaallyn February 7, 2024