orange bastard

A Northern Irish British Protestant who supports the orange order.

by lervet June 6, 2003

Bent bastard

1) An illegitimate homosexual.

2) A gay individual with an undesirable persona.

*An unpleasant person who appears to be homosexual and illegitimate is in the vicinity*
"Look at that bent bastard!"

*One is offended by a gay person and decides to retaliate*
"Y'bent bastard!"

by Criminal Activist November 20, 2007

Bastard

1) A person born with parents out of marriage

2)A person born without a father

3)A person without a father

4)A person that is irritating or annoying

blah blah blah blah

Hey stop that noise you bastard!

by bladefam January 18, 2009

Bastard Maker

A Male with 2 or more children by 2 or more females a he's not married and doesn't take care of any of his bastards.

Girl don't call him, he's nothing but a "Bastard Maker".

by Aunt Angela August 18, 2006

California Bastard

also known as a CB, it`s a guy who dresses only in Hollister, American Eagle, or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing as if they lived in California.

Guy1: Yo, check out that guy with all his Hollister crap, what a california bastard

by C K Y April 6, 2009

Bastard Bags

Otherwise known as 'Glad Fold-Top bags', Bastard Bags are complete bastards. They will open up and screw you over at every possible time.

I tossed my friend a bag of Cheez-Itz at lunch, but as they flew through the air, I remembered it was a bastard bag. It opened in mid-air and I had to sweep up all the Cheez-Itz. Fucking Bastard Bags.

by Jake Howes July 3, 2007

Barvardian

1. Noun: A native, inhabitant, or frequent visitor to Barvard Middle School of Law.

2. Adj: A mentally deficient individual who acts in childish and immature ways for no apparent reason. Most have a false sense of superiority despite an apparent lack of redeeming qualities or good looks.

Incompetent Professor 1: Did you see the new wave of Barvardian's this semester?

Incompetent Professor 2: Yeah a few of them look like they were beaten with the ugly stick.

by T.S.Dubya November 23, 2011