android

a piece of f****** crap that is made out of ******* belly fat that comes from a orange tree it lasts youone f****** day and it is a f****** piece of shit

boy 1 - omg look at dustins new phone omg its amazing

boy 2 - omg no is a android f****** piece of crap

by android is shit November 6, 2019

Android

Someone that is disabled

Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019

Android

A disabled person

Me: sir this is a handicap spot you can’t be here

Him: no don’t worry I have an android

Me: o ok I’m sorry I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019

android peasant

Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.

1: What phone do you have
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant

by Niikurasu May 21, 2020

Android quality

The use of word to describe the gayness of android and having a android make u mega gay

Person 1 “he has an android”
Person 2 “android quality is gay”
Person 3 “ he must be gay”

by Kindagayredneck November 21, 2020

Android

A device that runs google's android os, or any apple device iPhone 7 and below

Me: Ayo cabron, i got a new iphone 7

My bro: nah, you be rocking an android foo

by Elmalotemon679 June 15, 2021

Android Editor

An editor that edits on his phone, specifically an android phone. Most of them are weird editors from America that don't even have free healthcare. Has no hoes, and says that he edits jugg, kinda cringe, ngl.

"Did you see that jugg edit that i sent you?"

"From that dumb american android editor?"

"Yeah, I think his name is Kilo"

"Lmao what a broke american dumbass, edits on android".

by iwontcareorwill July 13, 2021