Coconut Malled

(Verb) The action to play the Coconut Mall music at others.

aka Nintendo rickrolling.

I just Coconut Malled someone online!

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

coconut bo

The best bo burnham cult ever

"Hey did you see cannesb3ans new coconut bo vid?" "Yeah she my favorite mutual!"

by strawberrymommymilk September 12, 2021

Coconut head

Incredibly stupid person, slang used in Nigeria

Esther is such a coconut head, she never listens

by drake'sdaddy April 3, 2024

falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.

Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.

by Mintberrycrunch756 November 20, 2017

Coconut Mask

Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.

She gave me a coconut mask while she jerked me off all over myself...it was kinda hot.

by The Defiant Cow August 26, 2009

Coconut Malled

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.

You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.

by samuelceazer October 4, 2024