half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm January 18, 2012

half flag

Getting a half boner

That hot chick's got me at half flag

by fatratguy December 29, 2014

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty February 17, 2012

half soaked

dozy, forgetful, slow witted, of limited intelligence, a day dreamer

someone who is, or appears to be, partially (hence 'half') drunk

'Jack never remembered things he had to do; he was so half soaked he'd forget his head if it wasn't screwed on..'

by the marma February 28, 2010

bitchin and a half

something way over cool
extremely cool
amazingly cool
more than bitchin

Nikki, that jacket is bitchin and a half

by mcggg September 23, 2007

Half a mo'

wait a minute; hold it

Half a mo' bruh! You saying you scored? Nahh!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 03, 2022

buck and a half

a 150 year criminal sentence

by extention from: a nickle= 5 years

a dime= 10 years

" Jeeze, that judge gave Bernie a buck and a half"

" Yea, he won't make 15 weeks in the general pop"

by cisco djidd July 01, 2009