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faulty fire alarm
It's when you start
climaxing
but stops because you
realise
its
not real
cum but just piss
"Oh God
here I come
"-
Matty B
"OH
never mind
it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles
by
;okj;o ;oj ;okj
December 13, 2016
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scottish alarm clock
When you
wake up
before your
partner
and you give them head
till
they wake up.
My wife was
asleep
till
I performed the
Scottish alarm clock
on her.
by
Sandolorian
December 13, 2021
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Alarm Arms
Code word
for a guy who has really strong
smelling
armpits
.
Alarm Arms just
pulled up
. Let's
hope
he came to buy some
deoderant
.
by
Man of 3 bushes
October 18, 2021
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upchuck alarm
When you
burp
before you
throw up
.
Michelle
used her upchuck alarm to
guide
her to the bathroom before she
wretched
.
by
onthefarside14
June 14, 2014
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upchuck alarm
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Ostrich alarm clock
when the
alarm
goes off
, it’s
ostrich
time.
hey is it
ostrich
time yet?
nope, my
ostrich alarm clock
hasn’t
gone off
yet.
by
ostrichforthewin
February 7, 2019
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human smoke alarm
A person (sometimes on the
ceiling
) that tells you if there is
smoke
or a
fire
.
The costlier
human
smoke
alarms even call the
firefighters
for you.
by
MaybeARealWord
January 26, 2022
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human smoke alarm
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dirty alarm
An
alarm
you set on your phone to ring every hour
or so
indicating
it is time to slap wood
Ryan: "there goes
my dirty
alarm
"
Ryan: proceeds to
burp the worm
by
papi12308432
April 24, 2018
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