Alabama email

Spitting tobacco on someone’s computer

I didn’t like the way the rental agent talked to me so when he stepped away, I sent an Alabama email over the counter.

by VSTN January 7, 2021

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Alabama dozen

37 of sumthin

I just got an Alabama dozen of som boof!!

by Onlycrack June 23, 2022

Alabama dozen

37 of something

Shit man I got myself a Alabama dozen of that sister kisser pack man, thats 37gs of dat kush

by Boofsmoker2001Lilpump June 23, 2022

Alabama Mortar

A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her

Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell

Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough

by Truewhiteamerican April 28, 2022

Alabama mudknuckle

The act of cramming your finger (at least to the 3rd knuckle) inside of someones 4th eye. If done correctly and your partners 4th eye is left quivering, your finger should look like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

I will never stop hitting that 4th eye until my finger looks like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

by Kameron6 November 17, 2021

Alabama Bridge

When a male and his male cousin Eiffel Tower a female

Jim: Last weekend my cousin Derek and I met this hot chick at the bar.

Kevin: Did you guys Alabama Bridge her?

by Fjsocusbndocs October 1, 2021