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Adam

The type of guy that you'd generally fall in love with on first sight.

Just kidding. He's a slut. Generally very obese, eats a lot, and plays children's games to jack off in his spare time. Never become an Adam.
P1: Someone tell Adam to lose some fucking weight! He's broken 5 chairs today!
P2: Alright, I'll get somebody!
by _mayan_ November 26, 2019
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He's a nerd, best person you ever see, he's beating everyone at school, he likes to play football and basket, he likes a girl called leen.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is Adam!
Girl 2: Can I see him?
Girl1: No he's mine, Adam
by Meaning of the names November 24, 2021
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by Biggpp November 23, 2019
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The biggest phish phan in the world.
Ever.
You are an adam because you smoke too much dope and listen to phish too much.
by Darkside 08 February 28, 2009
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The guy who thinks hes all that because hes on the football team and has money. He thinks hes a ladys man because a few cheap whores will chase after him, then diss him for having such a small dick. Hes a hater beyond all extremes
Girl#1: "hey did you hear about Adam and torie?"
Girl#2: "No what happend?"
Girl#1: "Well i guess the school whore torie went to have sex with him and his dick was so small she asked him what the hell that was supposed to be!!"
Girl#2: "Thats hilarious i hate that bastard!"
by monkeygirl123 September 2, 2011
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Adam is such a cunt
by Hate Adam March 15, 2017
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To kill yourself. The origin comes from Adams Song by blink182 which suggests suicide in the song
John: Did you hear that alex adamed?
Anothny: No way, i saw that coming
by Whaddupblink182 February 7, 2010
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