Abrotion

That special sinking feeling you get when you do something and you instantly realize that you've damned yourself with that action.

Oh shit, did I just do that? I'm totally getting an abrotion right now.

by Pankster March 31, 2009

Ajumption

Where you jump before you're supposed to in a videogame and you die.

"That floating platform looks close enough, I'm gonna make it."
*Jumps too soon, falls and dies."
"Well, that was a silly ajumption."

by SeeU's Cat April 7, 2013

Abarktion

The term abarktion is a playon word for abortion. It would be used for people who's dogs have become pregnant but don't want to keep the puppies. Mostly when the owner didnt approve of the dog getting pregnant in the first place.

Owner's friend: hey, hows Princess doing?

Owner: not good, i think she needs an abarktion. Some neighbors dog got her pregnant.

Owner's friend: dang, sorry to hear that.

by MadameTardis May 28, 2016

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect

by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016

abortion fire

When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.

The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.

by Zhux September 15, 2017

Aboption

Any solution for an unwanted pregnancy: Adoption or abortion

I think we should ask for aboption :(

by Mister definitions September 30, 2018

Absorption tower

Like Suck Tower İdk Penis used more for same meaning it is soğ in turkish

Oh my god a absorption tower I must Absorp it

by fişeQ October 24, 2019