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watermelon

noun.
--a blanket that is either wet or soggy and has the tendency to float in syrup

verb.
--the act of using said blanket to whip a wench

adjective.
--wet, soggy, syrupy
noun.
--man, look at that that watermelon sit there and do...nothing

verb.
--dude let's watermelon that wench

adjective.
--hey, get out of here. you are too watermelon for me.
by wetwatermelonwench.yeah June 11, 2009
mugGet the watermelonmug.

watermelon implants

When a woman goes to the store to buy two watermelons, and hands the cashier a check that the memo says, "implants".
Your boobs are too small, you should get some watermelon implants.
by kimmay&jared! :D December 29, 2008
mugGet the watermelon implantsmug.

Dirty Watermelon

When you have the bubble guts and tell your bitch to lick your asshole and shit in her mouth. Thus having dirty water on her melon.
Paul ate too much spaghetti and had a stomach ache, during copulation with Becky he asked her to lick his anus not knowing he was about to bust a Dirty Watermelon.
by Mr. Not_So_Nice_Guy July 18, 2017
mugGet the Dirty Watermelonmug.

Watermelon Sugar

"Watermelon sugar, hiiiiighhhhh"
by mayy3 October 25, 2020
mugGet the Watermelon Sugarmug.

Watermelon sugar

Why, WHY is this word still trending, im tired of seeing it like is this word invincible????
Funny Man: Yooo why Watermelon sugar still trending??

Funny Lady: Wait, that thing is STILL trending after 2 years, WHY??

Funny Man: I dunno, Its pretty pog if you ask me
by blue man 44 May 1, 2021
mugGet the Watermelon sugarmug.

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