jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.

"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.

by Cuddlesthebear March 12, 2017

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Solo Sock

A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.

Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.

by WhiteManFlail December 17, 2012

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Solo Laugh

That awkward moment when you're by yourself and just can't fight the urge to laugh at something funny.

Alicia: Did you see Family Guy last night? It was so funny!
April: Yeah, I know; I could hear you solo laugh through the walls.

"Those face swaps make me solo laugh so hard, man!"

by chompitychomp November 15, 2011

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Teeth solo

A technique popularized by Chewy. Warning!! IF YOUR TEETH ARE TOO SHARP, A TERRIBLE THING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU WILL SNAP YOUR STRINGS, AND YOU'LL DO NOTHING ELSE ALL AFTERNOON!

Here we go, teeth solo! Too sharp again!
Allow me

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 12, 2023

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