Guitar solo

When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand

My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo

by longrod79 September 13, 2020

Han Solo

THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 💕💕😁

Me: HAN SOLO IS SOOO FREAKING HOT
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL

FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID

by Fangirl4life❤️ December 28, 2017

Han Solo

The one who actually shot first.

Me: Han Solo Shot First
My Friend: No! Greedo Shot First!

by A Fucked Up Life December 19, 2019

Han Solo

Masturbating alone because your partner has left you for being so obsessed with Star Wars.

She said The Last Jedi was the last straw...
Now I'm pulling a Han Solo every night.

Devastated...

by BEARDY BOYZ September 10, 2018

Han Solo

Going alone for awhile to get things done.

Greg: Wheres Dave?
Tyone: He said he was going Han Solo for abit to get things done.

Greg: ahh gotcha

by redeyes (⌐■_■) April 23, 2024

Han Solo

When a female gives you head while playing Fortnite

Yo my girl gave me han solo last night

by Takreen March 12, 2018

Solos Björk

PEAKKKKKK 🐐🐐🐐Mindless self indulgence Solos MIDDDDDDDDD ASSSSS BJÖRK

Mindless self indulgence solos Anything Genaro likes Like how Mindless self indulgence Solos Björk

by blackyoshi783 November 21, 2023