sandy cisneros

sandy cisneros is a name give to all the amazing girls in this world. sandy cisneros is always content, loves to love, and can fight for herself. sandy is a perfect girl who cares about everyone and is strong. cisneros is from spain and therefore makes sandy cisneros: a spaniard, perfect, strong, girl capable of standing up for herself and for others.

jake: wow that girl is so perfect.

sam: i kno!

(miranda walks to jake and sam)

miranda: well i just talkd to her, her name is sandy cisneros.

jake and sam: well that explains it!

by psycho sandy August 20, 2009

Sandy Vagina

Newman has one, he played at the beach in his diaper all day

newman: wah, my crotch itches

by ihatecooper January 31, 2004

Sandy Ridge

A dirty vagina, specifically a vagina at the beach.

Woah, you hooked up with Vicki? Dude, I hear she's got a sandy ridge.

by bluntsmokah July 13, 2010

Sandy Vagina

The common reason for Mrs. Wicklund to be in a shitty mood

yo, mrs wicklund, do you have a sandy vagina or something?

by kdub September 22, 2003

Creamy Sandy Swirly

The act of severing a man's cock, blending it on the highest setting of the blender, and force feeding it to them while massaging their balls.

Bro, I thought the night was over until she gave me a creamy sandy swirly, it was so rad!

by Deep Hot Tongue March 26, 2014

sandy beach shit

What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.

I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!

by LonePooper March 28, 2018

Sandy Sailor(TM)

A Sandy Sailor is the same thing as a Sandy Seagull, however the male has foresight to protect his penis with a prophylactic. Therefore, ensuring the pleasurable experience for him upon insertion and a questionable experience for her.

I went to the beach on a romantic date with Nate snd he blessed me with a Sandy Sailor(TM); it was fantastic.

by callmemommy707 August 25, 2017