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Kyle

Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.
"Kyle are you gay?"
"...NO!"
(He's lying)
by urbandick113 October 11, 2022
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Drinks monster like water. A pure sigma male who has no fear. Drives a ridiculously large truck that is also very loud. Gets all the girls and is a certified chick magnet. Loves monster trucks, motorsports like Nascar, offroad derby's, and X games. Favorite hobby is punching drywall.
"My main bro Kyle man, how's it hanging?"

*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*

"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "
by Mrcrazydude January 8, 2022
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A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.
Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.
by itsme0 December 22, 2021
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Kyle is the friend of a lifetime. He is exceeds at everything he does and also exceeds at making friends, he is a bit socially awkward, but I could care less because of how good of a friend he is!
Yo is that kyle?
Ya it is, lets get his autograph
by timtomtack October 16, 2019
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Slams his head through a wall while drinking monster or just beats you
by Yfwb <3 October 17, 2019
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You're friend with 40 Mountain Dews and just punched you in the d*ck.
by Dr. Roaster October 18, 2019
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A guy who is extremely energetic and will punch a hole in any nearby wall.
“Ahh hun Kyle raged and punched the door again”
by Yeetuskleatus October 22, 2019
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