'Poverty Crunch'

Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.

Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.

You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!

by Anoncuck22 March 19, 2024

Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

Sir Orbit Crunch

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!

Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

crunch

crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.

Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!

by im a star April 8, 2023

Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

Crunch Bug

A bug that is from crunch land and it looks like an eraser with pins in it and it’s cool so you should get it is the number one pet and crunch land and Yar.

I have a crunch bug and you don’t do your uncool haha

by CrunchayMaster123 July 26, 2023