affectionate zombie

Another term for the mentally challenged. They move slow, they slur their speech, but unlike real zombies, they don't want to eat your brains. They only want hugs.

After the Special Olympics, I was overrun by a hoard of affectionate zombies.

affectionate zombie by King Mob Is Dead September 1, 2008

Zombie sex

The act of screwing somebody's brains out.

That Zombie sex was so amazing, I've lost all my brain cells.

Zombie sex by Trick_or_tweet April 28, 2010

zombie go boom 

when a nazi zombie gets totally owned by a bazooka

you can kill a zombie with a bazooka and say "ZOMBIE GO BOOM!!!"

zombie go boom by a fuffy camel May 16, 2009

zombie unicorn 

a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.

made famous by John and Hank Green on the YouTube channel Vlogbrothers 2.0

zombie "urrrrrrrrrrgh brains"
Unicorn "neigh"
Zombie "nom nom nom"
Zombie Unicorn "neigh brains"

zombie unicorn by yip6 April 25, 2009

Zombie Prom 

A pretty good play about the '50s. It is about a girl named toffee who falls in love with a bad-ass orphan named jonny. But her parents won't let them be together, so jonny commits suicide, so there's cliched your Romeo and Juliet part. But jonny comes back from the dead because of toffee's love for him, and he's a zombie. So the jackass principal won't let jonny come back to school because he used to be dead. And everyone protests about it and some kid calls some magazine, and the guy who writes the story was the principal's ex-bf, surprise, surprise. I won't ruin the ending, but it's some stupid dramatic scandalous thing with the magazine guy. Aside from the cliches though, it's a good play with cool songs.

Is an example really necessary? It's frickin zombie prom.

Zombie Prom by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010

Zombiegasm 

After digging up a corpse of at least 10 years age, pouring gasoline over the genitals, lighting them on fire, and putting out the fire with a large amount of liquid feces, you engage yourself in rough intercourse with the shit-covered vagina and/or ass, and shoot a huge load inside the totally wrecked 'privates'. You then snort it out with a straw, all while singing 'Sweet Child O'Mine' by Guns N' Roses.

Yo, dude! Cheyenne and I totally video recorded Harmony having a crazy zombiegasm down at the old cemetery! She was crying afterwards she loved it so much!

Zombiegasm by SONIKK April 28, 2011

Retail Zombie

A Retail Slave who has been working too many hours, can barely move, is brain dead, and has a glassy look in their eyes. Retail Zombie is usually at epidemic proportions during sales, special store events, and the entire month of December.

I just found Michael barely concious in the breakroom, the Super Sale wiped him out, he's got Retail Zombie bad.

Retail Zombie by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007