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Youtube captions 

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.
*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."
Youtube captions by Andymii January 21, 2016

YouTube Whore 

Attention whores from YouTube, mostly females, who make random videos with cleavage or misleading thumbnails on their videos. The most notorious YouTube Whores are MeganSpeaks, TheReplyGirl, and LauraTickled.

Basically, cleavage is how they get views on their pointless shit-vids. On MeganSpeaks videos, so many people have flagged her videos for spam or misleading thumbnails that YouTube removed the flagging option from all her videos, but still leaves everyone with the option to give it a big thumbs down.
MeganSpeaks: "Jokes on you, I cant be flagged so fuck you"

MeganSpeaks: "My videos were not against YouTube guidelines and my flagging is disabled to protect me" (Protected by erected penises by YouTube staff)

Did you know YouTube Whores have a head on their shoulders? Huh...their boobs were distracting me from their shitty fucking video.
YouTube Whore by Le Derpson February 29, 2012

youtube activist 

A person who uses youtube comments to push his/her own opinion. Generally, lots of caps and exclamations are used to conceal the fact that nobody gives a fuck what they are saying.

Youtube Activist: "The Soviet system was superior to THE West! It fought for freedom and dignity WHILE the corrupt Americans strove for LUXURY!!!"

Normal Person: "lol, this is funny."

YA: "How could YOU ever say THAT, The Soviets would HAVE defeated the AMERICANS no QUESTION!!!xD!!!!"

NP: "shut the fuck up cunty and watch the video."

YouTube Drift 

A person starts a search on YouTube for a specific topic or video and then clicks on a related video. Upon the completion of this video, clicks on another related video. This continues a number of times until in the end, the videos you end up watching are in no way related to your original topic of interest.
Me: I was watching some awesome videos about botfly larvae extraction last night on YouTube.

Her: Whoa! What made you want to look at those?!

Me: Well, I started out by looking up videos on fishing for muskie and before I knew it, I YouTube drifted and ended up watching these two maggots getting removed from some dude’s back. You gotta see it!
YouTube Drift by DoctorWatson January 15, 2010

Youtube Crush

Having a crush on someone who makes videos on youtube.
Girl 1: "OMG did you see coolguy's latest video?"
Girl 2: Yes! I have a huge youtube crush on him.
Youtube Crush by hahalame May 21, 2009

youtube and chill 

When you want to get laid but you can't afford $14.99 a month.
"Wanna youtube and chill babe?"
"Don't you mean netflix and chill?"
"That shit is expensive, I aint paying for that when youtube is free"