A meaningless, unimportant, useless, money-leeching, mundane filler word that has no importance other than being at the end of sentences and serves to be infuriating.
"Dude, my dog died."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."
by lulucio March 27, 2025

by SpoderAndSpodette January 4, 2018

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.
by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.
Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?
by seachips January 11, 2025

"You're a perfect yogurt"
"Thank you!"
"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"
"What does it mean?"
"It means you're gay"
"Fuck you"
"Thank you!"
"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"
"What does it mean?"
"It means you're gay"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 3, 2021

a tiny bit of dog or cat shit under half a container of yogurt covered in jizz so when the victim eats it they eat the nasty surprise
by Wertwert3612 January 29, 2025

"Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 1, 2021
