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Call it a yogurt

A meaningless, unimportant, useless, money-leeching, mundane filler word that has no importance other than being at the end of sentences and serves to be infuriating.
"Dude, my dog died."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."
by lulucio March 27, 2025
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yogurt girl

A girl who swallows cum after a guy uses flavored lube. (Such as blueberry or strawberry)
Bianca is such a yogurt girl, she swallows whenever a guy uses strawberry flavored lube.
by SpoderAndSpodette January 4, 2018
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yogurt Drop

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.
Yogurt Drops is a classic when your admiring boozums and they are just to big and naughty
by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019
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South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.
Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?
by seachips January 11, 2025
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perfect yogurt

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 3, 2021
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Urban Yogurt Trap

a tiny bit of dog or cat shit under half a container of yogurt covered in jizz so when the victim eats it they eat the nasty surprise
my bully will just be a victim of my Urban Yogurt Trap
by Wertwert3612 January 29, 2025
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yogurt

"Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 1, 2021
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