nut-worthy

the act of something bein so good and amazing, that you jizz in your pants.

I went to taco bell and bought a lemonade frutista freeze and felt as if I jizz in my pants from it being so nut-worthy

by bellgirl63 February 27, 2011

Facebook Worthy

The point in which something is cool/amazing enough for someone to put it on facebook.

This is not facebook worthy

by thatguynon July 23, 2011

Glee worthy

A song that has a good chance of being featured on the tv show Glee.

Radio DJ: That was "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift. Stay tuned for your chance to win One Direction tickets.

Dude #1: That was a very Glee worthy song.

Dude #2: Yeah. I bet that shit will be on before episode four.

by 2014_chiguy September 13, 2012

Not worth two squirts of yabbies piss

Something that is not worth a great deal

This is Australian slang

Shane Watson's" not worth two squirts of yabbies piss "

by Shitbender December 4, 2013

date worthy

Someone who has the class to be actually taken out on a date before being "asked out"

"She was so lovely and classy, shes date worthy"

by sayyestothedress February 15, 2014

tosh-worthy

In reference to comedian Daniel Tosh's hit TV show "Tosh.0", when a friend posts a video of himself or another doing something funny enough to not only go viral, but to also be highlighted on the show.

You're friend Jim posts a video on Facebook of Mike trying to ski. Mike cannot ski. Hilarity ensues. This video is tosh-worthy.

by Mid Life Chrysler March 31, 2014

A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand

A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.

HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"

by fgsdfsq November 4, 2014