Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.

Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024

Oliver Howard

A child that is good at science and tells kids that they don't know how to use scales

Wow that Oliver Howard is telling kids to shut the fuck up

by I can use scales 69420 November 4, 2021

bench in howard park

a gay and a girl who looks a bit edgy’s fav spot to do chocolate covered raisianing and chocolate lesbianing.

would you like to go to the bench in howard park?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

Terence Howard

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO TERENCE HOWARD!!!!! MUSICAL NOTES ARE (IN FACT) COLORS (KIND OF)!!! ON THE JOE ROGAN PODCAST, TERENCE HOWARD EXPLAINS (TO JOE ROGAN) THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TONES AND COLORS! MUSICAL NOTES ARE COLORS BITCH! THEY'RE FUCKING COLORS I FUCKING KNEW IT! I AM THE GREATEST GODDAMN MIND THAT HAS EVER LIIIIIIVED!!!!

Hym "What do you think of that, Jordan!? What now!? Are they NOT COLORS, JORDAN!? THANK YOU TERENCE HOWARD! I HAVE IMMEDIATELY CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT FUCKING JOE'S DAUGHTERS AS HE HAS SERVED ME WELL! I STILL WON'T WATCH MY MOUTH BUT, YOU KNOW, WHY WOULD I!? I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Glenn Jose Howard

Glenn also known as Jose also known as Jay also known as Howy is very and i mean VERY homosexual. He fetishises men with pussies and dreams about getting his nipples sucked by them. He id extremely short... I MEAN COMPACT and he identifies with things such as tacos and buritos. Hes a nerd but also very stupid. Soft... but mostly hard. (;

Ugh he keeps making taco jokes... classic Glenn Jose Howard behavior LOL

by slimthiccqueenuwu420 November 22, 2021

Howard The Duck

Apparently the most powerful Marvel character in the MCU who makes brief cameo's in the Guardians of the Galaxy universe.

Some MCU fans watching Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Todd Howard's short fuse

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?

Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024