monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021

Weech

Noun

One who contrives circumstances to get invited to a friend's house so they can play their Nintendo Wii.

Weeches versus owners.
(Context of multi-player tennis)

by Birddog December 28, 2006

wenchels

anal area--the pair of cheeks that follow you everywhere, ass, buttcheeks,rear end,assets

my wenchels hurt from sitting down for that long of a trip, he caved my wenchels in

by Tony Motorcycle November 9, 2006

Wenchery

The act of being a wench. Basically, menial labor appointed to someone by someone with more authority who was too lazy to do it themselves.

The janitor says, "I'm tired of this damn wenchery!"

by Tony a.k.a. Tawanda December 9, 2008

Wrenched

To have a girl grab a cock and twist the person dick very hard over and over again

Lisa wrenched the shit out of my dick last night

by Mike suck August 5, 2016

Weech

In the context of, “What a weech.”

What a weech she was.

by WallFlower111 February 9, 2019

Alley Wrench

A penis on a woman; usually found as a decorative piece only. Unlike a penis found on a man, an Alley Wrench does not serve a copulatory purpose, and isn't the source for urinary secretion.

John was dumbfounded to discover Jane had a kinky side, which included an Alley Wrench three inches longer than his penis.

by wolfgang_cometh July 9, 2010