Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.

No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

by mynamearejeff May 8, 2018

Wedsday

Abbreviation for Wednesday, which has too many damn letters!
Other abbreviations are Wed. Weds. but they look like Wed as in wedding, or Weds as in he got married.

Also Wensday.

I like to go out on Wedsday nights also known as hump day.

by Dr. Fudgie June 14, 2018

wedding shotgun

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.

"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

Wedding Cake

In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.

Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?

by RJake4d August 29, 2019

Weadie

nickname from George W. Bush for Doug Wead

Weadie is a New York Times Bestselling Author, honorary doctorate degree holder, professor, staffer for W. and Poppy's WH, and told the Washington Post Neil Bush was the best speaker in the Bush Family.

by Coop Dupe December 24, 2019

Weadnik

nickname from George W. Bush for Doug Wead

Weadnik is a high school graduate like White House Staffer Karl Rove and told Jordan Thomas Cooper he was the first minority speechwriter for the Bush Family.

by Coop Dupe December 24, 2019

Wedding toast

To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past

"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"

by Kyleyolo February 5, 2020