Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must have a BAC level of .34 or higher in order to be consider in this prestigious club where only a hadful of people have reached.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

by asu1 September 27, 2011

White people wasted

To drink way too much in a short time, of many different, usually incompatible, types of alcohol. Resulting in obnoxious, rude, embarrassing, probably illegal "fun" as described by the drunk white person. There is almost always pictures to be admired the next day, resulting in group reflections trying to figure out what happened last night. I'm not sure if this happens in other races, but I've only witnessed this behavior in white people.

*he says the next day while looking at pictures* "Holy shit! How did I end up dancing on top of a taxi cab in your bra?!" She says "I took my bra off while dancing on the bar, you ran outside and jumped on the taxi!" The third person says "You were all white people wasted!"

by The Dirty Llama May 11, 2018

Chocolate Wasted

When you are wasted on an alcoholic drink containing alcohol and yours or someone else's feces.

Stan: "Are you waisted?"
Dally: "No, I'm chocolate wasted!" *Dally holds up a cup containing vodka and feces mixed in*

by Emma Unicorn January 21, 2016

wasted

the state of being so pissed AND so stoned that you belive you can fly. In the case of new year, jumping off a trampoline.

'dude............. im fucking wasted. i cant't see jack shit. woah, was that a cow?

by Colette March 19, 2004

Hgh-Wasted

The state of being both high and wasted at the same time.

He smoked so much weed and took so many shots; he is so hgh-wasted.

by mc_ad_unh_203 November 6, 2010

White Girl Wasted

The state John gets in when he has snuck off to the pub without Sues consent...

John snuck off to the boozer again, got white girl wasted. Sue gonna wreck him. At least he jackpotted the gambler though....

by Shape bandit January 31, 2019

getting wasted

A term used to describe the aparatus known as the funnel for pouring beer into and then drinking through that exact same funnel. Note that Beer Bong is not the correct term for anything related to this ritual.

I'm going to use this Getting Wasted to "get wasted" *snickers*.

by Not Mike Reid August 22, 2006