The Walrus

A form of road head in which a female is performing oral sex while a male subject is driving a vehicle receiving. The driver then proceeds to a known area with a pot hole and proceeds to finish/cum in the girls mouth exactly the moment he hits the pot hole. This in turn shoots up and out the females nose, as you would when milk comes out your nose, creating two white streams of semen dripping from the nasal cavities, in turn creating the illusion of two ivory tusks protruding from the face, hence; "The Walrus". This requires great planning and timing.

Oh man, I was totally gettin' road head last night and I hit a pot hole, gave her the walrus...

by dtaylor1000 May 9, 2011

mrs i love a walrus

this is a woman who is married to a walrus, walrus fucker, she has a strange body-never before seen on this planet oddity. She has tits that come round corners before she does. This oddity also loves goats, and married men, if you see this creature DO NOT look directly at it as your eyes will fall out!

-I seen something in the zoo yesterday and i was sure it was Mrs I Love a Walrus!

-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!

by the odd shape fan club January 25, 2008

Salty-Walrus

1.A large sweaty bitch who rides a motorcycle.
2.A hairy man who likes to get on the rides at carnivals that are intended for young children.
3.A walrus that is covered in salt in its solid form.

Your mother is a salty-walrus.
Get away from him Lucas, he's a salty-walrus.
Oh shit, that is one salty-walrus

by Daviddivad May 21, 2008

Walrus

The 2008 word for awesome. Created by a simpleminder 13yearold. (See, Sneed)

Whoa, that is walrus.

by Jewtiful January 14, 2009

Fuzzy Walrus

You ejaculate on a fat girls face, then quickly rip out your pubic hair and throw it on her.

I just came on this girl then threw pubes on her. it was awesome. Made her look like a fuzzy walrus.

by TheHairyMammal June 6, 2009

riding the walrus

When a female is ontop an overweight male during intercourse and her knees cannot reach the bed due to his huge stomach.

Riding the walrus is so difficult because I can't balance without my knees touching the bed.

by stripper_wrangler December 18, 2012

Walrus

Adjective. To Walrus a person, they must be laying down either on their back or stomach. The action of "Walrusing" is to leap onto the victim, landing on your stomach. This is similar to a bellyflop... except onto a person.

It is named "walrus" because Walruses lay on their stomachs pretty much all the time.

"Me and Jen were laying on her bed when suddenly she walrused me! She laughed because I made a weird noise due to the lack of breathing that I could do."

by freepeople March 5, 2009