wagon wheel

The act of drilling holes in a pumpkin around its circumference (at least five holes) and getting a group of guys to fornicate in the holes (thus, the penises being the spokes of the wagon wheel). Extra points are awarded for completing said activity while rolling down a hill.

Fellow A: "Man, Halloween was FUN last night."

Fellow B: "Yeah, especially when we stole the jack o' lantern and ran a wagon wheel on it."

Fellow A: "Don't tell my girlfriend. Please."

by B-Rice and C-Monstah November 20, 2007

paddy wagon

The van driven by the police, to pick up unruly teens out getting drunk in public places, after the town curfew, used to bring the teens to the police station, usually for the night.

"Shit man! The Paddy wagon! Ditch the bottles and run!"

by Ima D. Runk April 19, 2005

wet wagons

to smell bad

that guy got the wet wagons

by The man December 14, 1999

d-wagon

a large vehicle shaped like a dildo that holds many dildos at any given time

damon clark has a d-wagon

by g1221423432362 January 7, 2007

covered wagon

when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.

I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm

by steeeeeeve perry January 20, 2005

Jack Wagon

A wagon full of people jerking off playing soggy biscuit

Evan, Dryden, and jack were playing playing jack wagon in the cotton fields

by Eevaann October 31, 2018

Douche Wagon

The Toyota Prius.

Sally didn't really give an F about the environment but bought a douche wagon to save money on gas.

by Better Than That March 1, 2011