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Cum Waffle

An interesting insult! It i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. Its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. They focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.

A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.
"Dude your a fucking cum waffle." (Reaction) "Wtf? did you just call me a cum waffle?"

Mission complete.
by Dortez November 14, 2007
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waffle game

the game in which a group of males sit around a table with a waffle in the middle. the goal of the game is to jack-off onto the waffle while not be that last to cum. whoever is that last to cum on the waffle, or fails to cum onto the waffle must eat it.
a grand pasttime of lonely guys is the waffle game
by Derek D'Gilly June 13, 2004
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Blue waffle

The image of the blue waffle that had went viral in the past is indeed real and not photoshopped like some others have suggested. While the blue waffle is not a specific infection or disease, it is rather due to general neglect of a severe prolonged infection of the vagina that almost pairs with gangrene. Common in third world hookers and general women who have given up on life/severe mental problems.
"Yo, whats the most disgusting thing you've ever seen on the internet?"
"The blue waffle, but dont look it up."
by Billythekid321 February 27, 2019
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roffles waffles

1.First made up by a Ouchemoma through Counter strike source
2. Came from roffl(rolling on the floor f*cking laughing) and the rhyming word waffle.
3. most commonly used as roffl my waffle
Example one:Ouchemoma: Everyone press f10 to get uber low lag?
Vivaldi:sweet low LAG*presses f10*
Vivaldi has logged out(disconnect by user)
Ouchemoma:roffl my waffle what a nub
by binski July 21, 2005
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belgium waffle

take a girl and a tennis racket smack her ass with it to make lines. then put syrup on her ass and lick it off.
by nick kirschner June 17, 2008
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soggy waffles

A game in which players must ejaculate on a waffle over and over, until the last player who fails to produce sperm, must consume the waffle product.
After two rounds of soggy waffles, Joe had to consume the endproduct of a well played game.
by WNetwork June 2, 2004
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cunt waffle

Another way to say cunt, yet will piss off a girl even more.
Guy: you cunt waffle
Girl: wtf! im not only a cunt. im a cunt waffle.
by krack May 13, 2005
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