WAD

WAD
W - Wet
A - Ass
D - Despair

Hey everyone
Nagito komaeda here
I just wanted to let you know
That uh...

I said certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass despair
Make that pull-out game weak

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

Yeah you messin with some wet ass despair
Bring a bucket
And a mop
For some wet ass despair
Give me everything you got
For this wet ass despair
Beat it up hajime
Catch a charge
Extra largе
And extra hard
Put junkos hand right in your face
Swipe your nosе like a credit card
Put me on top, i wanna ride
Blow up the island while im inside
Spit in my mouth
Look in my eyes
Hajime come take a dive
I dont wanna spit
I wanna gulp
I wanna gag
I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly thing
That swing in the back of my throat
WAD

by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020

Wad dunnee

It means I don’t now but quicker

I wad dunnee what to do

by Mhdjfjfbc December 28, 2020

Fuck wad

A “Fuck wad” is someone who looks up Fuck wad in the dictionary.

Tyler is a fuck wad because he’s a dumb ass little bitch.

by Dr.Gears January 17, 2021

nut wad

when you nut in your hand and then ball it up and throw it at someone

DUDE CATCH! ew dude thats a nut wad

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 30, 2021

wadded up five

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.

If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.

by obeliskian July 10, 2025

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025