A place you go when your life is low
You have no friends, and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests
Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, piece of cake
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning
Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, I just can't refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays
Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and on the couch
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed
It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!
Get off your ass and do something!
Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
OKAYYYY!!!
You have no friends, and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests
Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, piece of cake
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning
Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, I just can't refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays
Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and on the couch
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed
It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!
Get off your ass and do something!
Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
OKAYYYY!!!
by Creatorofallthatis September 28, 2015
Get the World of Warcraftmug. by D_a_l_E April 5, 2011
Get the Playdoh Worldmug. 1. One of the most well known Christmas songs
2. A song parodied to facetiously celebrated the death of ones most hated teachers or school itself.
3. An expression of joy similar to Hallelujah.
2. A song parodied to facetiously celebrated the death of ones most hated teachers or school itself.
3. An expression of joy similar to Hallelujah.
Joy to the world my teachers dead
We barbecued her head
What about the body.
We flush it down the potty
Round and round it goes (3X)
We barbecued her head
What about the body.
We flush it down the potty
Round and round it goes (3X)
by CS Pearson September 18, 2020
Get the joy to the worldmug. Synonymous with "dream world." Referring to The Matrix (1999), Morpheus's world was the illusional dream world machines created in a futuristic environment to entertain the minds of the coma-like humans, who were bred for energy to sustain the machines.
by cmfd723 December 2, 2010
Get the Morpheus's worldmug. Person 1: Have you listened to Around The World yet?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!
Person 2: No?
Person 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!
by ILikeFireyFromBFDI July 10, 2022
Get the Around The Worldmug. Excuse me? Are you British?
…
Oh no-
Oh no no no no no!
Hatsune Miku does NOT talk to British people!
The only pounds I need are me pounding your mom B
*proceeds to sing world is mine*
…
Oh no-
Oh no no no no no!
Hatsune Miku does NOT talk to British people!
The only pounds I need are me pounding your mom B
*proceeds to sing world is mine*
by im kuro i think August 1, 2022
Get the World Is Minemug. Free World is an imaginary place where you can say whatever you want and protections to people's rights actually mean something.
Example #1:
Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?
Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.
Example #2:
Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?
Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?
Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.
Example #2:
Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?
Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
Get the Free Worldmug.