Windows 2000

A windows operating system that is alot more stable then the Windows 95/98/ME series. More up to date then Windows NT. ALOT MORE FASTER AND SMARTER THEN WINDOWS XP. Only M$ operating system worth dual-booting with your Linux/BSD/Solaris/BeOS machine.

Windows2k::Program Crashed due to error 0000x04924FDDA2
Me::What? I'll just reload it.

WindowsXP:: Program crashed, too low on ram, would you like to restart Windows.
Me:: NO
WindowsXP:: Are you sure?
Me:: YES
WindowsXP:: Are you sure that you're sure?
Me:: YES
WindowsXP:: Do you want to restart your computer?
Me:: NO!!!!

Windows98:: System Crashed, please press Ctrl+Alt+Delete to restart.
Me:: Keyboard froze.

WindowsNT:: Service Pack 1 is now available.
Me:: Great
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 2 is now available.
Me:: Fine
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 3, 4, and 5 are now availalbe.
Me:: OKAY!!
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 6.....

Me:: I'll just WineX Warcraft 3 for now one.

by tsphan November 27, 2004

Windows ME

Windows Mass Error. Windows ME is an OS directed towards consumers that was released in 2000. It looks like Windows 2000 on the outside, but on the inside it's full of more bugs than a beehive.

Windows ME user: lol windos me iz teh ro><or
Windows XP user: No it isn't.
Windows ME user: u r rong
Windows XP user: Here, lemme install Windows XP for you.
Windows ME user (now a Windows XP user): Wow, this is a lot better than Windows ME! Now I feel dumb for not upgrading.

by GastonRabbit July 12, 2004

Windows ME

The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.

Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Windows key

A special key with the Microsoft Windows logo (on most PC keyboards) that activates the "Start" menu in the MS Windows shell GUI.

For those who shun the mouse, this is a great addition to have on a keyboard while accessing programs.

However, for gamers, the Windows key is the bane of all existence (Especially for MMORPG gamers, where one touch of the Windows key can crash the entire program.)

"Using the windows key, I can start Microsoft Word in .7 seconds."

"OMFG SORRY YOU ALL DIED I HIT MY GODDAMN WINDOWS KEY AND CRASHED AGAIN :("

by Robot Quartet February 02, 2004

Boob Window

A hole in a woman's shirt revealing her cleavage.

she thought she was dressing classy but the boob window made her look trashy.

by labrooks July 26, 2008

jizz windows

Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.

Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.

by R. Tran December 02, 2006

window tap

Going on the social media of somebody whose attention you want to get and like three of their less recent pictures to show your interest in a somewhat subtle way.

Dude 1: so did you DM her?
Dude 2: nah, that’s way too aggressive. I went with the window tap: much more subtle

by 50shadesoflamp September 19, 2020