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What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...
Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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Slay what you wanna slay

when you think you are slaying but your friend tells you they don't they you are slaying. So they tell you that you can slay everything you want to slay.
"I am slaying my english exam."
"I don't think you will, but slay what you wanna slay."
by Ianpok September 20, 2022
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

An exclamation scientists from Half-life say from time to time.
Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
by Cyber_definitionist August 17, 2019
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what did you guys have for lunch today?

something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =

no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in

usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"

another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
by josh hutcherson x rick astley December 23, 2023
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maxien what do you want for dinner

Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Maxien what do you want for dinner?

“I DUNNOOOOOI”
by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021
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what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
by Дecca September 9, 2023
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Do you feel better about your religion or something? THAT is what I want to have a therapist explain.
Hym "Does it make them feel better about it happening to them? What do you get out of doing that? It's gotta be something along those lines."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2025
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