nuns wedding

A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.
It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!

The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding
by tehemonster May 23, 2011
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Wedding toast

To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past
"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"
by Kyleyolo February 05, 2020
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Wedding yoghurt

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt
The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.
by Freepalastine milkshakespeare October 31, 2023
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Compton wedding cake

When one gets married in compton we want corn bread. Compton wedding cake
by You:909 January 14, 2023
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Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.
Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.
by phillyhubetube March 21, 2011
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Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.
Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.
by Nastykitty1981 May 31, 2015
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wedding stream

A stream of diarrhea portrayed virtually over Microsoft Teams.
"have a wedding stream to attend"
by testabc123! June 10, 2021
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