life-vomit

The act of, or feeling like one is going to vomit following a horrible situation such as witnessing a tragic death or catastrophic event.

The paramedic pulled a dead four year old from her meth addicted mother's crashed vehicle. The paramedic proceeded to life-vomit.

by rontgen March 03, 2019

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Vomit comet

When you pre-ejaculate and it shoot out like a porn stars’ cum shot

At porn shooting: Director - “Was that a vomit comet?” Nice!

by COSpringer March 05, 2021

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Finger Vomit

when your fingers text faster than your brain wants them to resulting in a text message you really regret

"fuck I just confessed my love to Sally"

"shit man don't finger vomit"

by tomballsack August 31, 2016

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Frog Vomit

when one spooges all over ones stomoch during spooning.

chick "omg spoonin :P"
dude "shit premature!"
chick 'OH NO Lick it up!"
dude "what frog vomit it?"

by pube_master_of_doom November 29, 2007

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Halley's Vomit

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.

Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"

by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

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