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Vomit Muse

When nausea has reached the point that you would rather throw up than not, a vomit muse is the food you think about to induce vomiting.
1: I was nauseous for so long that I decided to make myself puke to get it over with.
2: Shoved a finger down your throat?
3: No, I had McRib earlier in the day, so I just thought about that.
4: The McRib is your vomit muse.
by juliusandethelrosenburg July 31, 2023
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Scrotal Vomit

The act of a given person's scrotum filling with vomit
John's stomach was punched so hard, his ballsack was filled with scrotal vomit
by MI ballsaac July 5, 2022
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Penis vomit

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night
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alien vomit

me: hey babe put on the alien suit and eat expired milk
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:
by I’m a human September 25, 2021
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life-vomit

The act of, or feeling like one is going to vomit following a horrible situation such as witnessing a tragic death or catastrophic event.
The paramedic pulled a dead four year old from her meth addicted mother's crashed vehicle. The paramedic proceeded to life-vomit.
by rontgen March 3, 2019
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Finger Vomit

when your fingers text faster than your brain wants them to resulting in a text message you really regret
"fuck I just confessed my love to Sally"

"shit man don't finger vomit"
by tomballsack August 31, 2016
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Vomit comet

When you pre-ejaculate and it shoot out like a porn stars’ cum shot
At porn shooting: Director - “Was that a vomit comet?” Nice!
by COSpringer March 5, 2021
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