Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

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man-vegan

man-vegan: When one choses not to date, ergo one is not "consuming man".

Since going man-vegan, Julia has found she has more time to spend planting trees.

Going man-vegan was really good for her, it gave her time to realize what she wanted out of life.
When everything starts to look phallic it's time to end man-veganism.

by smiling82 October 11, 2013

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Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.

Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"

by Jonen MC June 5, 2018

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tomato-vegan

A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.

Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today

Grace: *Gasps*

Riley: What?

Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!

Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty

#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...

Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.

Grace: OK. *hugs*

by YandereAf May 12, 2016

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Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017

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