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verbal vegan

1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan
He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan
by TheVeganEdge December 8, 2020
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Assault vegan

Assault vegans are those vegans that make The fact that they are vegan The most important part of their personality.

Assault vegans are under The impression that they have a obligation to inform everyone that they are vegan and how horrible others are for eating meat or using other animal products like leather. It does not matter how non interested you are, they will still find a way to get their "information" to you.
Today was The eight time this month i was confrontes by a assault vegan.
by 404 chef not found March 2, 2021
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That Vegan Teacher

A crazy woman who lives in Canada. She loves to use the term "Animals are slaughtered, and killed. They put them in a gas chamber and kill them, just like Holocaust." This woman doesn't know what to do with her life, she just needs to find a hobby and shut the f*ck up. Alright animals are slaughtered, and she has the right to say something about it, but don't force people to change their religion.
Don't mention this woman. That Vegan Teacher is truly hopeless human being
by Just_-Ann March 9, 2022
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Vegan Teacher

A vegan lady who likely has a mental disorder. She constantly says eating meat is bad, despite the fact it keeps animal populations under control.
Did you hear about the vegan teacher? She just posted on Twitter saying people who eat meat should be thrown in jail!
by Just a Theory September 11, 2021
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That vegan teacher

Person 1: THAT VEGAN TEACHERS is a donut
by anonymous September 15, 2021
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Vegan

A person who has a diet strictly of non-meat. Yet still wearing clothes made of animals which makes them look like an idiot. They shove the fact that they're a Vegan in other peoples face. They are usually loud and annoying and most people wan't to kill these people. Vegans also tend to show people videos of animals dying in factories to be made into meat products. No one gives a flying fuck, things die all the fucking time. Get the fuck over it and eat some meat. It's not going to kill you, you fucking pussy.
Mommy I've become a Vegan.
You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.
by Furker June 16, 2016
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Vegan Handshake

The sexual act of two vegans scissoring.
Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.
by gunick January 17, 2015
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