Van Slam

When a hooker is picked up in a van and there are multiple males ready to drive the van to pound town.

Marco was picked up last night and van slammed

by FagLips January 10, 2019

Catholic van

An 8 to 12 passenger van driven by Catholics opposed to contraception.

Marry her and you’ll be buying a Catholic van before you know it.

by prudepossum August 9, 2021

Van Gogh

To inadvertently fly a drone or quad copter into ones self causing injury to ones ear.

Man, did you see that guys ear? He was flying his racing drone in the house and totally Van Goghed himself!

by This is just a pseudonym November 11, 2021

monkey van

a van used by narcotics police ( UK usage )

One time we saw a bloke run out of No.18 and into No.19. About five minutes later the police arrived with two monkey vans and four cars
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )

by Rick Thurman May 5, 2011

Van-fran

French vanilla, from the French "vanille francais" (A play on "French" vanilla, even though it was first popular in Pre-Colombian Mesoamerica, and only named for France's traditional use of the bean in ice cream).

When ordering coffee in Seattle: "A double tall van-fran mocha, hold the cream."

by Kaarin July 16, 2008

Van-Tromp

When someone with lack of brain function gets rodgered whilst dressed in a nun's habit, often by someone who believes they're of superior intelligence. Whilst being 'van-Tromped' the 'van-Tromper' can recite Sophocles or explain Einstein's theory of relativity, or other such information akin to this.

The 'Van-Tromper' does not require batteries, just an air of arrogance. Success is achieved if the 'Van-Tromped' does not understand what is going on.

The 'Van-Tromped' should be of Dutch decent, but have no knowledge of ancestral roots, the culture or language.

That blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl dressed as a nun got utterly 'Van-Tromp -ed' last night by the entire Oxford Rugger team.

by The Big Sophsta June 20, 2010

Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".

Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*

by The very short one of all May 25, 2016