Twitter

1. A website that is completely irrelevant to life in general. Basically meant for celebrities, but used by idiots that think people give a shit what they 'tweet' about.

2. Another way to hear things from Shaq that make you giggle inside a little bit.

1. Joe the plummer: Oh boy, now that I know how to use twitter people will finally know who I am and care about what I say!

Nobody: .......

2. Bob: Hey Jim! Did you get the latest silly thing from Shaq (giggling).

Jim: Yeah I did (not giving a flying fuck), but I still am bewildered why the hell anyone else uses this.

by Kickenwings June 17, 2009

Twitter Yass Queen

A platform used by young adult Yass Queen Bitches who rose from the ashes of the once popular Tumblr. Since Tumblr is a toxic wasteland full of edgy ‘I’m not like other girls’, the now college student yass queens moved their operations to Twitter to torture the populace for no reason whatsoever. As such, the usual trends on Twitter include ‘cancelling’ people for stuff they said 10 years ago as well as making generic statements regarding social politics and getting retweets for it. When no one cares about them, they spit their dummies out for attention and cry until one of their mates consoles them with ‘YASS QUEEN’, ‘PREACH’ and ‘LOVE YOU’. The emojis you will typically see are as follows:🙄🤷 ♀️🤔🤣😚😙💅🤦 ♀️. Additional signs of a Twitter Yass Queen include acts of slacktivism relating to identity politics (i.e. posting quotes from Cardi B, Billie Eilish and other celebrity Twitter Yass Queens), doxxing people for the shits and giggles and agreeing with their equally insufferable friends.

Human: Why are you such a dick?

Twitter Yass Queen #1: lol go educate yourself, bitch bye lol, all these straight white men really do be annoying 🙄🙄🙄🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️

Twitter Yass Queen #2: YASS QUEEN, SLAY!!! PREACH 🙌🙌🤔🤔🤔🤗🤗🤗🤗😙😙😙😙💅💅💅💅💅

by Howdy456 February 10, 2021

Twitter

Twitter is a social networking site, where you can update your status or look/reply to someone else's status.

I update my Twitter because I'm bored.

by MisaTange July 5, 2009

twitterdom

A particular domain or field of twitter communication.

In the twitterdom of gossip, Ann and Katie are queens

by JosephOduroFrimpong April 22, 2009

twitter cult

When following 1 person on twitter or 1 person following you, causes a storm of related followers to almost magically appear.

Two weeks from today I was a desperate tweeter, but thanks to the magic of a "twitter cult" a storm of diet & health train tweeter have joined. My 36 followers is about to jump over 100!

by Creeper Jones May 16, 2010

Twitter Post

When someone says something dumb to you and they might not even realize they're doing it, but you caught on. This is referencing when you call something a twitter post- it's actually called a tweet.

Taylor: How did the slaves build the tunnel for the Underground Railroad? When did they have the time?

responses could be:

Tatum: That's such a twitter post lol
or
Tatum: Omg twitter post

by Channing Taytum August 29, 2018

Twitterize

twit⋅ter⋅ize
–verb (used with object), -ized, -iz⋅ing.
1. The act of enabling a person/object to access Twitter.
2. To show a person the wonders of Twitter.

high school kid - hey, are you twitterized yet?

college dude - Dude, I'm totally going to twitterize Shelly from Calculus tonight.

Business person - Hey, are you twitterized yet?

by TheTweeple April 17, 2009