the absolute worst kinds of people you will ever meet. uses “sis” and “sweetie” as if they’ve just won an argument. think they’re better than everyone but they hide it with memes about depression then later rant about how depression is a serious illness and then later romanticize depression then complain how people keep on romanticizing depression then say “i’ve changed my opinion from back then” then say “people don’t deserve to be forgiven, the damage is done.” the physical embodiment of “black girl reaction gif”
person a: “hey, how come that loser says ‘sis’ when talking to people?”
person b: “don’t worry, it’s just a twitter stan.”
A twitter honey is a female who tends to get attention from males and females on twitter by posting "seductive" type pictures, her following to follower ratio is never close, she tends to be promoted a lot on twitter for each of her other social networks; a twitter honey will tweet things to lure you in like a siren, you follow her and you will never receive a follow back or acknowledgment unless you are a shirtless male or half naked female twitter honey. If you receive attention without being that, it may be a retweet or a favorite.
"Did you know Serena from our math class is a twitterhoney?"
"Did you see the new twitter honey, her tits are huge and her ass is fat."
“I mean, he’s a girl, man. Who does stuff like that?” “If he has more of these things to say, he can say ‘em to my face. Don’t be no Twittergangster man.”
The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.
Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"
Based on the Japanese form of keitai shosetsu, or "cell phone novel", a twitter novel is the newest form of serialised fiction on the interwebs. The 140-character limited format and method of reading bottom-to-top offers great opportunities for experimentation within the novel form and makes the reader pay more attention than they would with straight-ahead dead tree fiction.
vermilionsands02: dude, have you been reading teenage_exiles? that twitter novel is deep!